12 Dirty Pickup Lines that will Get you Laid Every Time

Jim Wade Author

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So you found someone to date on Instafuckfriend and now you want to use a great pickup line? Pick up lines have always been a staple in the dating world, and for better or for worse, they aren’t going anywhere, anytime soon. You may as well learn to use them as another tool in the bag of tricks you have to get laid. The best thing to remember when using a dirty pickup line is not to take it too seriously. Pick-up lines are meant to be corny and maybe even get a laugh. Believe it or not, with a little confidence, the best pick-up lines can even get you laid. Wondering what these lines might be? Well, look no further because we have a list compiled with 12 of the best dirty pick up lines that will give you the best chances of getting laid

 

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1. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.

Here’s one for all the Game of Thrones fans out there. This one has the potential to work fantastically if she’s a fan of the show. If you think she might be your Khaleesi, keep this line in your arsenal of pick up lines. And hey, even if she’s never seen the show, it’s still got potential if you use it during the right time of year.

 

2. Are you my pinky toe? Because I’d like to bang you on all my furniture

This one is dirty and clever at the same time. This line brings a level of relatability that can not be denied because let’s face it, we’ve all stubbed our toes at some point. There’s nothing better than a pick-up line that has the potential to make her laugh and turn her on, and this one is the best of both worlds. 

 

3. Hey girl, I’m a certified meteorologist and I’m predicting you’re in for a few inches tonight.

They say talking about the weather is a sign of a boring conversation, but that definitely doesn’t apply to this particular line. Ever wanted to try weatherman role play? Well here’s your chance to give it a shot. You never know what she might be into!

 

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4. I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

 

Sometimes you have to keep it short and simple. There’s nothing dirtier than a line that not only mentions your manhood but suggests that it will be in her. This line is straightforward and to the point, but it’s also got the potential to get a laugh. 

 

5. Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I swear I can see myself in your pants.

 

Pick up lines that start by asking a question are always a great ice breaker when you want to get the conversation started. This one gets bonus points for the excellent use of puns. 

 

6. Do you want to play barbies? I’ll be Ken and you can be the box he came in.

This one has several dirty layers that will work in your favor. It’s kind of like asking to play doctor, but way more clever. If you want a pickup line that’s dirty and playful, this a good one to try out. 

 

7. Fun fact about me, pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.

Let’s be honest guys if you really want a pickup line that gets you laid, offering to go down on a girl is a pretty safe bet. This one also talks about pizza which really ups your odds of success. If a pick-up line that mentions pizza and foreplay doesn’t get her attention, what will? Food plus sex is a guaranteed recipe for a good time.

 

8. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9. 

You really can’t go wrong with a good rhyme. You also can’t go wrong with 69 so it’s truly a win-win situation. This one might come in especially handy if it’s around Valentine’s day. Who needs a bouquet of roses when you have this line? 

 

9. Is there a cell phone in your pocket? Because that booty is calling me!

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that these days it’s all about the booty and that means every woman wants to hear how nice her backside is. This line a total classic and it’s an easy way to point out her sexiest assets. Plus, it’s a pretty clever way to segway into asking for her actual phone number. 

 

10. I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you.

Again, it never hurts to be a giver when it comes to dirty pickup lines. This one definitely doesn’t beat around the bush, pun intended. If your feeling especially bold, give this line a try. It’ll make it clear that hooking up with you will be an excellent use of her time. 

 

11. I made you number one on my to-do list tonight. 

This one shows her that you really know how to prioritize. You may be surprised to know that a well-organized man can be a major turn-on for a woman. Let her know that she’s number one on your list of dirty activities. 

 

12. Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on.

If you’re a traditional kind of guy, this is the line is for you. It’s got all aspects of a shamelessly corny pickup line, but it’s still clever enough to earn you some points. It’s not completely dirty, but it’s still suggestive enough to show her what’s on your mind. 

It’s probably pretty obvious by now that pick-up lines aren’t meant to be too serious. Humour is an excellent way to charm a girl, so take a chance with one of these lines and get her to laugh. The beauty in these pickup lines is that they show a sense of humor but also show her that you’re down to get dirty and have some real fun. They also make it clear that you don’t take yourself too seriously to joke around a little bit. If she appreciates a good sense of humor, these pick up lines could help get things to the next level. Remember, the success of your pickup line is all in the delivery, so be confident and you’ll definitely grab her attention with these lines.